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Publicado el 13 March 2012 - 03:09 PM

1. I fell asleep on it and when I woke up all my drool smudged all the ink.

2. My internet access was down (for emailed assignments).

3. I left it in my shirt and my mother put the shirt in the wash.

4. I gave it to a homeless man to line his hat with.

5. I typed it up and forgot to print it off… I’ll hand it in at break (Then do it quick)

6. (If you’re feeling lucky) I was flashed by aliens and they took it, honest.

7. (If you’re feeling cheeky) You ASKED me to do the homework, you didn’t TELL me to do it so I thought it was optional.

38. Ink went all over the worksheet, I need a new one.

39. I got distracted by Glee it was really great last night.

40. I never do it, so why should I bother starting now?

41. I had too much other homework.

42. Burnt the hand I write with.

43. Sprained my writing hand.

44. My little sibling was sick so I cared for them the whole time.

45. I was not allowed to do homework as a punishment.

46. I turn deaf when you say we have homework.

47. A guy with a gun robbed it off me, I’m still traumatised by the experience. Please let me go home early. (2 in 1)

48. Dad accidentally threw it into the fire before I could stop him.

49. I was away camping in the weekend.

50. I went to bed really early.

51. It is a dangerous idea.

52. It’s against human rights.

53. Don’t you think I have already done enough?

54. A film producer dropped by last night and asked if she could use my homework to star in the latest hollywood blockbuster. She took it with her and it won’t be done filming untilll next year.

55. My house got burned down and i’ve had to come to terms I will never see my homework again. I’ll be mentally scarred for life.

56. I left it on the bus.

57. I left it in the car.

58. I left it in the kitchen

59. I donated it to Haiti.

60. “OMG, I can’t find it!!” Then start crying.

61. Who cares?

62. Don’t go to school on the day that its due in. (Especially if it’s a BIG assignment)

63. Dad forgot to pay the heating bill, so we had to burn paper for heat.

64.It goes against my religion

65. I had better things to do.

66. I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to my teacher’s heavy workload.

67. My mom’s whooping cough vaccination wore off and we had to go to the hospital.

68. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.

69. I have a solar powered calculator, and it was cloudy.

70.I was in the lunch room and another student started criticizing you and I just couldn’t let that go without letting him know he was wrong. I searched through my backpack to find something to throw at him, and all I could find was today’s homework assignment, so I let him have it.

71. I know this sounds ridiculous, but a dog really did eat my homework.

72. Because of legal reasons, I can’t give you my homework.

73. Another student fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drowned.

74. What homework?

75. It’s that "time of the month"

76. I stayed at my dad’s this weekend and left it there and my mom refuses to let me go back and get it. (Teachers are suckers for dysfunctional family stories.)

77. I left my binder in my mom’s car, and she’s at work across town.

78. Sorry, I was too worried about the genocide in Zambia to concentrate on my homework.

79. My bag went missing, I can’t find it anywhere.

80. A nice man had a sign which said the end is HERE. No one does homework on the eve of the apocalypse.

81. Sorry I don’t have my homework today, but I put it on top of the TV so I wouldn’t forget it and the TV blew up.

82. My cat hasn’t been potty trained.

83. I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn’t have time to do it.

84. I ran out of toilet paper.. you wouldn’t want it now.

85. I forgot my book because I am moving and my mum packed the book in one of the boxes.

86. Sorry, but my friend was hungry for knowledge, so he ate my essay.

87. I forgot we have class on Wednesday.

88. I’m really hungover/ill so I might get sick if you talk about anything disgusting today.

89. I accidentally left it in my dads car last night, and now it is in the MOT garage so I cant get it until tomorrow.

90. Get about ten kids in your class to say “What quiz?” or “We had homework?”

91. My baby sister ripped it.

92. I lost my laptop.

93. I finished my homework but then I deleted it by accident.

94.I asked my dad to check my work & he said it was rubbish & ripped it up.

95. I took my essay to the soccer match on Saturday to finish it off at half time but, the match was abandoned after 10 minutes.

96. My brother drove off with my homework in his lorry, and then he lost it in France.

97. My older sister couldn’t find her same homework from last year.

98. I handed it in to reception, they said they would give it to you.

99. The simple truth - Couldn’t be bothered.

100. I was too busy on a forum!

Lol, some of those excuses were quite funny, don't use them unless you're feeling very cheeky xD!

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Publicado el 13 March 2012 - 03:21 PM

funny ! ty.

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Publicado el 14 March 2012 - 05:58 PM

did you copy and paste these? Because I dont even know if you could have that good of an imagination... (jk)
sorry, im typing on my phone because my computer has a virus and it is hard to do things so sorry abouy double post
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Publicado el 14 March 2012 - 09:43 PM

Why can translate that?

Well I like these:

What homework?

LOL!
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Publicado el 15 March 2012 - 02:17 AM

did you copy and paste these? Because I dont even know if you could have that good of an imagination... (jk)
sorry, im typing on my phone because my computer has a virus and it is hard to do things so sorry abouy double post

Some of them were the Internet and some were my imagination.

Why can translate that?

Well I like these:

What homework?

LOL!

Yeah xD

 

Hey guys, I'm terribly sorry, I missed some out LOL epic fail...

Here are the rest: :B

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Publicado el 15 March 2012 - 11:05 AM

Well these are a wow.

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Publicado el 26 June 2013 - 03:30 PM

1. I fell asleep on it and when I woke up all my drool smudged all the ink.

 

 

Usually happens :$


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Publicado el 27 June 2013 - 01:47 AM

1. I fell asleep on it and when I woke up all my drool smudged all the ink.

 

 

Usually happens :$

xD


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